I Want This Motherf*cking Scorpion Off This Motherf*cking Plane!
January 10th, 2007 by The Brewmaster
According to this AP report, there’s a new thing to fear when flying, in addition to terrorists, crying babies, and snakes: scorpions.
(Seriously, if I ever have to listen to “Wind of Change” again I swear I’ll gouge the listening-holes out of my ears, set myself aflame, and running around screaming “The future’s in the air, beeyatches!” over and over and over.”
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