Who’s Got the Keys to the Condoms???!!!
January 14th, 2007 by The Brewmaster
According to a recent article in the Arizona Republic, some Arizona phamacies are keeping their Trojans under lock and key. Condoms are apparently a favorite target of shoplifters so some pharmacies have resorted to keeping condoms in locked display cases and other plastic anti-theft devices, to thwart would-be thieves shy, horny teenagers.
On a recent visit to a Phoenix CVS store, an adult became flustered with the plastic devices affixing the condom boxes to the rack and went off in search of an employee to open them.
He found an older female in a CVS uniform, who then shouted several times across the store, “Who’s got the key to the condoms?”
The customer fled.
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