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In amongst all the traffic we get here at PigIronMalt from people looking for the morbid details concerning the tragic death of ’70s rock stars, it appears this site is now high on the list for information on latrine duty. Someone manged to reach this site by typing “how to clean a toilet” into Google.

Not to disappoint anyone else searching for the same thing, I though I’d offer a little assistance. To clean a toilet, first squirt a healthy dose of toilet bowl cleaner into your potty, then scrub vigorously with your handy toilet bowl brush. (If you don’t happen to have a toilet bowl brush handy, your little brother’s head will do just fine.) Presto! Clean toilet.

I’m wondering, though, if that person’s roommate was on the Interweb later, because someone else reached this site by googling “clean the damn toilet.”

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