This arsonist also has a public sex fetish
January 27th, 2007 by Wacky Waldo
Okay, we all saw the move Backdraft or the bazillion other movies and TV shows that revolve around a firefighter who likes to set fires. Pretty cliche, right? But one fellow in South Carolina has put a twist on the whole thing with his sex fetish.
Paul Sloan, a fireman in North Charleston, was fined $200 recently for setting fire to an unfinished house that he and his girlfriend had just had sex in. The randy couple obviously had a thing for sex in public spaces because they broke into the deserted structure and had wild monkey love “in several places.” The to top things off, he set fire to a cardboard box that had floor molding in it, and being a firefighter, he of course reported the fire.
The funny thing is he admitted to investigators he and his gal were humping like bunnies in the house in case they found his DNA. So he was worried they might discover traces of jizz in the burned-out structure but didn’t think they would figure out the fire was set intentionally? I think he watches too much CSI and not enough Law & Order.
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