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Warning: The following post may cause intense chuckling or anti-cliactic moaning. Read at your own risk.
Was there ever a time when people read — and followed — warning labels? If there was, it’s surely an anachronism now. Because of liability concerns we’re so inundated by warning labels on everything that they just go unnoticed these […]

What does it take to get these pandas to do it? We just want to see some nasty hot panda monkey love. Well, researchers are thinking maybe showing them a little porn will get them to do the big nasty.
Chiang Mai Zoo in Thailand has somehow come across a stash of the dirtiest video nasties […]

I’m pretty much convinced now that everyone under the age of 25, for whatever reason, feels it necessary to take nude photos of themselves or to video tape themselves performing sex. Maybe it was always this way, but before now we didn’t have the Interweb to make those photos public. And even with the existence […]

Dear Google,
We realize that organizing the world’s information is a really big job and we appreciate the work that you’re doing. Without you, it would be very difficult to find things on the Interweb, so big props and keep up the good work.
We do, however, have one very small complaint. Apparently this site is one […]

Glancing through the traffic logs here at PigIronMalt, I noticed someone had reached this site from Google after searching on the phrase “what to do when horny.” You might find that funny, but I see it as a cry for help, and being of a helpful nature, I’m ready to oblige.
So in answer to the […]

Let’s face it, the biggest reason no one votes in this country is we can’t stand all the lying bastards running for office. We know they’re lying, they know they’re lying, so why bother? Well, finally some refreshing political news out of Virginia.
It seems that Charles “Benny” Neal, who is running for circuit court clerk […]

Almost every small town in the northern Midwest has a tall tale about someone who stole a zamboni machine and drove it home or took it out to the local drive in, just for fun you know. But a street sweeper?
According to the AP, Jeffrey Strom of Boulder, Colorado, was picked up yesterday after stealing […]

According to CBS News, three people in Colorado were arrested recently for trying to swap a baby for a Dodge Intrepid.
Nicole Uribe, 23, is accused of trading the baby to Jose-Juan Lerma, 47, and his wife, Irene, 27, in exchange for $1,500, $500 which was to be the downpayment, Pueblo police Sgt. Brett Wilson said. […]