PigIronMalt

Dear Google,

We realize that organizing the world’s information is a really big job and we appreciate the work that you’re doing. Without you, it would be very difficult to find things on the Interweb, so big props and keep up the good work.

We do, however, have one very small complaint. Apparently this site is one of the top results if you search for “pig with pig sex,” and this site has nothing to do with any of that.

I really don’t know why on a Sunday evening someone would be searching for “pig with pig sex” and frankly I don’t really care to know. But the fact is that this site is not about pigs nor is it about pig sex, and it certainly is not about pig with pig sex, whatever that is.

So, if you could find a way to take PigIronMalt out of your vast search results for “pig with pig sex” we would very much appreciate it. And I’m sure that the person searching for “pig with pig sex” would appreciate it, too.

Thanks,

The management @ PigIronMalt

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