Ready for some hot panda on panda action?
March 27th, 2007 by Wacky Waldo
What does it take to get these pandas to do it? We just want to see some nasty hot panda monkey love. Well, researchers are thinking maybe showing them a little porn will get them to do the big nasty.
Chiang Mai Zoo in Thailand has somehow come across a stash of the dirtiest video nasties starring pandas and are showing them to Chuang Chuang to get him interested in mating with Lin Hui. Unfortunately, it must take a while for pandas to work up a libido, even while watching sloppy, wet panda humping. “Chuang Chuang seems indifferent to the videos; he has no reaction to what he’s seeing on TV,” chief veterinarian Kanika Limtraku is quoted as saying by the AP.
Maybe Chuang Chuang has better taste in movies than that. I bet he likes a little bit of a plot, maybe even some character development. Just because he’s an animal doesn’t mean he’s, well, an animal.
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