PigIronMalt

Dear Google,
We realize that organizing the world’s information is a really big job and we appreciate the work that you’re doing. Without you, it would be very difficult to find things on the Interweb, so big props and keep up the good work.
We do, however, have one very small complaint. Apparently this site is one […]

Glancing through the traffic logs here at PigIronMalt, I noticed someone had reached this site from Google after searching on the phrase “what to do when horny.” You might find that funny, but I see it as a cry for help, and being of a helpful nature, I’m ready to oblige.
So in answer to the […]

In amongst all the traffic we get here at PigIronMalt from people looking for the morbid details concerning the tragic death of ’70s rock stars, it appears this site is now high on the list for information on latrine duty. Someone manged to reach this site by typing “how to clean a toilet” into Google.
Not […]

File this one under “strange things to search for.” Someone out there in Internetland recently visited this site after searching for “lynyrd skynyrd autopsy reports” and I’m sure they were very disappointed to find that this is neither a clearing house for coroner’s examinations nor a ’70s arena rock fan site.
It makes me wonder about […]

Dear Reader,
If so, keep it the hell away from me.
Seriously, though, do you really think a dog could possibly weigh 1000 pounds? Assuming you’re a normal-sized person yourself, that’s like 5 or 6 yous. In a single dog. That weighs 1000 pounds.
The English Mastiff is considered the world’s heaviest dog, but according to Guinness the […]